*headdesk*

[echoing_dream]

Dear Girl'friends',

Thank you for forcing me to see Twilight. Now, rather than admiring Jacob's shoulders from afar and faintly lusting after Kellan Lutz, I am actively seeking Twilight slashfic. Do you know what happens when teenagers who were never taught grammar try to write slashfic? No? Good. It's not pretty, I assure you. Now I'm going to have to write some myself. I hope you're pleased with yourselves. You'd better dig out the second DVD for me tomorrow too, or else there'll be trouble (and I'll hide all the chocolate).

Love and Hugs,
Me.

~*~

Dear Pogue!Muse,

Stop fucking with Reid's car, you're making him twitchy. Stop flirting with the pretty tattoo artist, you're distracting her. Stop trying to think in abstract nouns and long-winded metaphors. This fic is not actually about you.

Marginally less love,
Me.

~*~

Dear Gen Kill!Muse,

Shut up, stand still, and wait your fucking turn. I'll get to you when I get to you, I'm still doing the research.

Out to You.

~*~

Dear Covenant People,

Please carry on with the achingly-hot distractingly-pretty porn. Especially when it involves Tyler being kinky. *licks lips*

Love,
Me.

PS I think Caleb could use some more love, though... *hints*

Comments

[mickey-sixx.livejournal.com]

Dear New Person On My F-list,

I think I love you.

<3

:D

[echoing-dream.livejournal.com]

*beams*

Even despite the Twilight reference? Must have done something good... ♥

[mickey-sixx.livejournal.com]

Well. Not everyone's perfect :P <3

(*stares at icon*)

[kahtyasofia.livejournal.com]

I did not need Twilight to lust after Kellan. He had me at 'Brah, it's sad. And I gotta take a shit.'

[echoing-dream.livejournal.com]

*sighs all happy-like* Mmm Hmm, I made my stepbrother watch Gen Kill a few weeks ago (but we kept falling asleep) and Kellan has the cutest little face in that scene!

But in Twilight he rugby-tackles werewolves! I had to keep from squee-ing out loud! And his SHOULDERS *guh* ♥

[kahtyasofia.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's a cutie, for sure. And yes, he's got some great shoulders!

[echoing-dream.livejournal.com]

Mmm, and Gen Kill did give us nearly!naked!Kellan



So I guess they win me back. Yay for almost-restored sanity. Thank you Kahtya. ♥

[castiel.livejournal.com]

I keep lurking around your journal, and since there's stats where you can see your guests, I figure I should probably just ask to friend so you don't think I'm a creeper. >>

[echoing-dream.livejournal.com]

There's stats now!? I never did know that! You could have kept on being all ninja, and I would never have known *makes mental note not to LJ-stalk people*.

That being said, yes please friends (especially since you are all useful and informative and write kinky!Tyler smut) *beams* ♥

[castiel.livejournal.com]

Ah see, I should have kept my mouth shut.

Yay! Well that makes up for my embarrassment, then. :D my kinky!tyler muse thanks you.

[idrilfinial.livejournal.com]

Do you know what happens when teenagers who were never taught grammar try to write slashfic?



Girl, some of it is just terrible isn't it?

[echoing-dream.livejournal.com]

That is exactly my face when it happens!

I just... I know it was wrong of me to want to slash Jacob and Jasper, but I have... needs, you know? And... this is clearly my punishment for being a bad person and actually wanting a plot and characterisation and basic grammar and punctuation. I know it's a lot to ask, but... *weeps for her poor abused English language*

*curls up under a blanket to cry* ♥

[idrilfinial.livejournal.com]

I'm personally an Edward/Jasper girl. *yum*


Jackson Rathbone lights my FI-AH! lol

[echoing-dream.livejournal.com]

I cannot deal with Edward. I'd like to think there was someone interesting and NOT-A-CREEPY-MYSOGENISTIC-STALKERY-WIMP in there somewhere, but... I just can't see it.

But Jasper *purrs* I think I may have a thing for empaths. I'd also kind of like to slash him with Emmett, but Emmett also does not seem to have much in the way of character development. Which makes me sad. Also, Rosalie would probably actually go crazy if Jasper/Emmett ever happened. Do Not Want. *headdesk*

[raven-velith.livejournal.com]

I-I can't help but feel that I'm being a stalker. >_>
You don't mind if I adds you to my LJ friend list do you...? :3

[echoing-dream.livejournal.com]

Nah, I still haven't figured out the 'find out who's viewing your journal' function, so I wouldn't know if you were stalking me.

I would love for you to friend me. *beams* ♥

Also, that icon is stunning...

[raven-velith.livejournal.com]

=D! Yaaay. And thank you. :3 I made it a few days ago.