*headdesk*

Jul. 28th, 2010 06:15 pm
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Dear Girl'friends',

Thank you for forcing me to see Twilight. Now, rather than admiring Jacob's shoulders from afar and faintly lusting after Kellan Lutz, I am actively seeking Twilight slashfic. Do you know what happens when teenagers who were never taught grammar try to write slashfic? No? Good. It's not pretty, I assure you. Now I'm going to have to write some myself. I hope you're pleased with yourselves. You'd better dig out the second DVD for me tomorrow too, or else there'll be trouble (and I'll hide all the chocolate).

Love and Hugs,
Me.

~*~


Dear Pogue!Muse,

Stop fucking with Reid's car, you're making him twitchy. Stop flirting with the pretty tattoo artist, you're distracting her. Stop trying to think in abstract nouns and long-winded metaphors. This fic is not actually about you.

Marginally less love,
Me.

~*~


Dear Gen Kill!Muse,

Shut up, stand still, and wait your fucking turn. I'll get to you when I get to you, I'm still doing the research.

Out to You.

~*~


Dear Covenant People,

Please carry on with the achingly-hot distractingly-pretty porn. Especially when it involves Tyler being kinky. *licks lips*

Love,
Me.

PS I think Caleb could use some more love, though... *hints*
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Wales always messes with me. I always forget that I need to look for Welsh place-names rather than the English ones, and that roads that continue on maps tend to turn into the sea without warning on the land. I also forget that Gaelic is no help whatsoever with anything Welsh. *sighs* I am never driving in Wales by myself again, I only managed to escape via Sennybridge, which was helpfully labeled by the Army with "East-bound (England) Traffic, follow BYPASS A40". In Red.

On the plus side, I had the most comfortable bed I have ever slept in; the cute little pub had awesome cider that knocked me sideways at two in the afternoon; and I just had 'gigli' pasta, which has indeed made me giggly. *beams*

Never again Wales, never again until next year at least.
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Note to Self: Listen when Kat tells you to watch TV. Kat has all the good TV.
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Comm: [livejournal.com profile] rounds_of_kink
Fandom/Pairing: Gossip Girl, Chuck
Prompt: Toys (Butt plug and/or beads) He really needs to stop impluse shopping.
Date Due: 2nd October

Comm: [livejournal.com profile] rounds_of_kink
Fandom/Pairing: The Covanent, Caleb Danvers/Tyler Simms/Pogue Parry
Prompt: Blindfold/Multiple orgasms // "You are ours Tyler, never forget that"
Date Due: 8th October

Comm: [livejournal.com profile] rounds_of_kink
Fandom/Pairing: Torchwood, Jack/Ianto
Prompt: Non-Con/Dub-Con -
"Would it have been worth while,
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it toward some overwhelming question,
To say: “I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all”—
If one, settling a pillow by her head,
Should say: “That is not what I meant at all.
That is not it, at all.”

Date Due: 15th August

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